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  • Free Forms - Comedy writing contest - Winners 2005
    Winners May 2005 Situation The GPS navigation system says You can t get there from here First Prize From Alex Kaseberg lexkase at san rr com A For the last time I didn t program it to go to Hooters B Oh sure and I suppose whoever broke in also asked for these directions to Chi Chi s strip club Second Prize From Christopher Smith comedianteacher at yahoo com B There s no way that s right A See even the GPS doesn t want to visit your mother Third Prize From Robb Wilkin humanitarr at aol com A Doesn t RED mean restricted airspace B NAhhhhhhhhh I bypass DC this way all the time Honorable Mention Prince Charming pyroux3 at hotmail com GPS unit You can t get there from here A Oh yeah right and I m sure it s going to tell us to pull over and ask for directions right honey B No Not at all It s going to tell us that you ACTUALLY know where you re going end up lost have us 50 miles away from where we should be waste 3 hours while you play Columbus and run out of gas in the middle of nowhere again Right honey Winners June 2005 First Prize From Margaret Schaefer pegschaef at aol com A Is it time B I suppose but it just isn t the same without an open moon roof Second Prize From Alex Kasebert lexkase at san rr com A OK standard operating procedure right B Check you unload on the clean car I ll get his head Third Prize From Jo J Adamson jowrite00 at comcast net A Hey Jeckle You thinkin the same thing I m thinkin B Heck yes We re twins ain t we Honorable Mention From Paula Unroe PUnroe at andrewskurth com A Looky there Studley Precious washed the yard art agin B Looser how many times I got to tell ya that ain t yard art It s a dagum automobile and since the Republican s are a laying their eggs in the White House ain t nobody driving them thangs no more Winners July and August 2005 First Prize From Gary Rainer code3gary at yahoo com A Wow the aliens almost wiped out humanity B Yeah If they didn t blow up all the deli s they could have gotten some chicken soup for their sniffles Second Prize From Gary Cheski garyc at hotmail com A Tom Cruise was great Is he starring in any more upcoming remakes B Yes and he ll be facing an even tougher opponent in Attack of the 50 Foot Postpartum Woman Third Prize From Gina Quartermaine quartermaine at juno com A Aside from the spectacular special effects and the totally shallow acting I almost enjoyed the movie B Movie What movie Honorable Mention From Sharon and Lloyd mcphee4free at optusnet com au A Was that a documentary B I hope not or we better get the space shuttle

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  • Free Forms - Comedy writing contest - Winners 2006
    Text on drawing the year 8499 Two archaeologists unearth yet another of those strange beige objects with long tails First Prize From GlcknrMrly at comcast net A The boss said be careful not to move anything B Was that before or after he threw his computer at us Second Prize From Ilene Kolbe Ilene at comcast net A Oh look it s an artifact from the techno rodent era B Yes I believe it was the Geek tribe that named it mouse Third Prize From suzick at peoplepc com B And you say they were known as mice A We re not quite sure All we really know about them is that they apparently worked together with a much a larger device There is evidence however that these seemingly harmless devices eventually drove an entire civilization to insanity and their ultimate extinction Winners September 2006 Man discovers a fly in his soup First Prize From Megan Grano icreception at ad uiuc edu A Waiter what is this I said I wanted a soup on the fly B I m sorry I m dyslexic Second Prize From Dan Lynch Dolynchmob at aol com A I ve been coming here for 5 years and I ve never experienced anything like this B yes sir I noticed your soup Finally someone is joining you for dinner Third Prize From suzick at peoplepc com A Waiter would you please tell me what this fly is doing in my soup B Of course sir I believe that s the backstroke Honorable Mention From Amrita Chauhan sidjaipur at gmail com A What is this B Sir this is our chef s speciality for the day mixed non veg soup Winners Octobere 2006 First Prize From Daniel Lynch Dolynchmob at aol com A Well we were instructed

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  • Free Forms - Comedy writing contest - Winners 2006
    m not I just saw An Inconvenient Truth we ve got 2 more months of summer Second Prize From Edward M Edward Huizinga at transamerica com B Wow a half price Alaskan cruise and all I have to do is get myself there A There s one born every minute Winner April May 2007 First Prize From Edward M Huizinga Edward Huizinga at transamerica com A Bad singing ludicrous voting and spaced out judges B Wouldn t miss it for the world Winners June and July 2007 First Prize From Alex Kaseberg lexkase at san rr com A So this is the earthling s leader you say B Yes and his worthless servant is named Golly Wilbur Second Prize From S Presson sap at htc net B Re run A Yeah Third Prize From Edward M Huizinga Huizinga at transamerica com A The quadrupeds have taken over B There s no predicting evolution Honorable Mention From Daniel Samson dss82 at yahoo com A 10 billion channels and this is what you watch B Come on he talks Winners August and September 2007 Written on the door Patent Office First Prize From Dustin Morby dustbuster67357 at yahoo com A You buy yours at WalMart too B Yep Second Prize From Edward M Huizinga Edward Huizinga at transamerica com B Good thing I got here first A Good thing I m closer to the door Winners October and November 2007 The old arriving home late excuse First Prize From Eric Critchley critchley eric at yahoo com B Where have you been And I want the abbreviated version A Honey didn t you remember that this is the night we turn all the clocks back an hour My buddies and I took it upon ourselves to visit all the local bars and night

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  • Free Forms - Comedy writing contest - Winners 2006
    communicate and or monitor our Evolutionary Progress B I m not sure but ever since 2001 it happens each time I grill veggie burgers Winners June 2008 The restaurant table is being used as free office space and is filled with the clients belongings First Prize Suzi Kirby suzick at peoplepc com B Your chef is French isn t he A Oui This is a French restaurant no B Great would you have him translate this for me and if he could have it ready by COB that d be great Second Prize Edward Murphy EMurphy at brightenhealth com A Any room for dessert Sir B What are you some kinda comedian I m up to my elbows in paperwork here Third Prize Gary Rainer code3gary at yohoo com B According to my net worth calculations I can only afford the soup A Okay big tipper then the FLY is on the house Honorable Mention Michael Deffet mdeffet at prodigy net A Will you be dining ALONE again sir B Yes I don t know why my wife never wants to join m hold on a new email just popped up oooh and that s my phone Winners July August 2008 First Prize Suzi Kirby suzick at peoplepc com A You know what this reminds me of B This year s election Winner September October 2008 The florist is delivering a Venus Flytrap First Prize Suzi Kirby suzick at peoplepc com A I don t understand All this note says is to Sara from your ex Didn t he say anything else B Not to any of us He just walked over to this plant picked it up whispered Bon appetit paid for it and left Second Prize Perry Zeenkov zeenklink at hotmail com A Thank you but I really

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  • Free Forms - Comedy writing contest - Winners 2009
    Prize From Ed Huizinga Edward Huizinga at tranasamerica com A Life is short kiss your companion B Good thing I m not walking the dog Winners June and July 2009 First Prize From Edward M Huizinga Edward Hizinga at tsransamerica com A I d help you but I just got a manicure B That should help you find your next date Second Prize From Ryan Olesen rolesen at nationalshoppingservice com B Then you put the spare here and fasten it on A Honey I think it s great that you are teaching me how to change a tire and all but I really think we should be using our own car Winners August and September 2009 First Prize From Troy Oliver troyjoliver at gmail com B WAIT Something isn t right about this A What Come on It says Zero down payment right there on the cheddar Second Prize From Peter Winkler cptwinks at gmail com A Oh swiss cheese My Favorite B Be careful It may not be organic Third Prize From Ronan Morley ronanmunch at hotmail com A Oh Marvin I m starving B Wait I smell a rat Winners October November December 2009 First Prize From Ryan

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  • Free Forms - Comedy writing contest - Winners 2009
    suzick at peoplepc com A I thought you looked familiar In the fourth grade you used to set your milk carton on my autographed picture of Courtney Cox B You haven t changed a bit either Second Prize From Anna Sanner chameleonage at gmail com A O Liz I m working on something important I don t need anything thanks B Are you sure I just saw the What s on your mind note on your facebook profile It said Brian Benning yuierghdfjkghk so I thought you might need some coffee Third Prize From Terry Tully teedee147 at yahoo com B Can I get you some coffee A No need I just got the new iPhone it makes it for me Honorable Mention From Michael Deffet DeffetM at mcpdlaw org B More Coffee Sir A Geez do you have to get right in my face that way Couldn t you have texted me or tweeted your question or maybe sent a facebook comment or an email Gosh what nerve Winners July and August 2010 First Prize From Andrew andybond719 at hotmail com B It says here newspapers will soon be obsolete with the dawn of the iPad A I doubt it not unless they make it a lot bigger you can t hide behind it during the rush hour Second Prize From Mike O mike at bingomike com A Do you think you impress me with that little thing I bet you cannot use it to clean a window B No I can t clean a window but I can play Sudoku and do Crosswords and it ll suggest me hints for my answers Third Prize From suzick at peoplepc com A You people think those things are capable of anything B It told me you would say that Honorable

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  • Free Forms - Comedy writing contest - Winners 2011
    my Clare another year has passed us B The kitchen faucet is still leaking Henry Honorable Mention From rogerleib at aol com A Time sure does fly B It certainly does Can you believe we ve been in our Y2K bunker 11 years already Winners February and March 2011 First Prize From Michael Deffet deffetm at mcohio org A Well we thought it was Spring there for a few days didn t we B Sure did Hey if you come across any Titleists 2 s those would be mine Second Prize From Michael Malloy mgmou at yahoo com A Damnit Frank I bought this property here in Hell to avoid the cold weather and snow How did this happen B Oh didn t you hear Tom Back on Earth the Buffalo Bills actually won a Superbowl Third Prize From Smith Young phantombuy at gmail com B One one frosty breath cloud Ah Ah Ah A Two two frosty breath clouds Ah Ah Ah Honorable Mention From lumadad77 at gmail com A Hey neighbor Can you believe all this snow B What I can t believe is how long you ve borrowed my shovel Winners April and May 2011 First Prize From Emanuel Prisecaru emanuel prisecaru at gmail com B How was your night out with the guys A I m trying to remember Second Prize From Josh JoshNason8 at gmail com B The paper says the government is building a new 10 foot fence to keep out illegal aliens A Might need to be taller Third Prize From Mira mirairmal at gmail com A Margret call mother back in right now She shouldn t walk home on her own B Relax George She ll be fine I ve already hired somebody to pick her up Winners June July and August

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  • Free Forms - Comedy writing contest - Winners 2012
    period Please submit your ideas for the May cartoon May June July 2012 We are sorry there were no winners for this period Please submit your ideas for the June cartoon August September 2012 First Prize From Matt Handerhan handermt at npenn org A This is a relic of man s technology over four thousand years ago B The same era archeological apparel equipment came to a screeching halt October

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